It’s Tuesday morning, around 11am, and the phone rings. I’m in the shower and can’t answer the phone so my sister runs into my room and tries to pick up before the caller hangs up.
Big mistake.
In the process of running to get the phone, my sister stubbed her toe on the leg of the poofe she has sitting next to her computer. Apparently she screamed twice but I guess I didn’t hear that (give me a break- my head was under the water). I did hear her yelling and cursing so I went to see what was wrong. As soon as I saw her, I knew she’d hurt herself- she looked like she was about to faint/throw up.
I looked at her little toe and saw that there was a problem- it wasn’t facing the right direction: it was facing to the side, it was bright red and had swollen up to twice its size.
I didn’t really know what to do but, I thought ice would help (it should be noted that I did look up a wikiHow article first….didn’t want to make the toe worse than it was!). She wouldn’t put the ice on it even though I phoned my grandparents to check that was the right thing. In the end, we decided she should just sit there and wait ’til our mum finished work (which was about 30 mins later).
As soon as my mum came in, she saw it was facing the wrong direction and when my sister tried to walk on it, the litte toe wasn’t even making contact with the ground.
Normally, you can’t do anything if you break a little toe so we were hesitant about going to the doctors but my mum phoned anyway. The local surgery was quiet and said my sis could there and they would have a look at it. Well, they took one look at it and said she should go to A&E- it looked like it was dislocated and would be too painful to set without the use of a local anasthetic.
Off she went to the hospital and she was there a quite a while. She had a dislocated fractured, meaning that her toes was broken and displaced. Right now, it’s just strapped together with tape and it covered in brusing.
I know some people don’t like doing housework but please, breaking your toe to get out of doing it is just a *tad* extreme, don’t you think?
For all of those concerned about health and safety, we are considering getting an answering machine so it won’t matter if we miss a call. On the otherhand, my sister does actually have a phone in her room and had she left it plugged in, she wouldn’t have had to run into my room to answer it and she wouldn’t have broken her toe. Idiot.
One final thing: no toe jokes please. I have been informed that they just aren’t funny any more. As my sister was preparing to go to the doctors, I convinced her the toe would need to be amputated. Yes, that was nasty. I accept that.
Silly girl.